Dear Women...
I would like to start off this post by explaining my sudden disappearance. Briefly. I was absolutely swarmed with work. And by "work", I mean the amount of work and school assignments were overwhelming that I wouldn't have finished everything even if I had turned into a vampire and hadn't needed any sleep. Fortunately, I am still alive. Unfortunately, I somehow got chickenpox along the way. I blame my mom for not exposing me to the disease when I was little. (Kidding, mom, I love you.) If you haven't had chickenpox or your memory of having it is vague because you got it when you were too young, let me tell you something, chickenpox is honestly the most annoying disease you can ever contract. Picture this: your body covered in pus-filled rash. Your whole body is itchy as can be, but you can't scratch it because it hurts and you don't want scars. Yay.